krymarz

chikinan:

the idea that your friends won’t like you if you’re too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying “going insane all by yourself, handsome?” which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that’s friendship.

nsomniacsdream:

whatwwwwwww:
nsomniacsdream:
power-chords:
I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.
In real life, this manifests itself by suddenly asking a coworker “so how long has your wife known about your mistress?” Because he stopped bringing in a packed lunch and I saw him scrubbing lipstick off his neck one day when he “went to the bank”
how did that go?
So good

(via auraismoonstone)

anistarrose:

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

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kosmogrl:

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cages-boxes-hunters-foxes:

also her little “this is an expert-level crowd” bit is so funny like yes your type-A fans who are exactly like you absolutely DO want to get a good grade in eras tour

(via highinfidelity)