414lilj:

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

(via the-sad-boy)

layered-like-an-onion:

catchymemes:

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

A PUMPGUIN

(via the-sad-boy)

swift-worldwide:

jaime really did try to warn us and we all missed it…. @taylorswift sneaky girl

(via enchantedswift13)

manxita:

THAT’S IT THAT’S THE TWEET

(via passinnotesinsecrecy)

floozys:

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

(via kickassfunny)

arsenicarose:

(via canadahoe)

taylorswift:

allaroundtaylor:

Taylor just casually claimed that she’s 24 when we all know that she’s 7

Welllllll okay but I am rubber and you are glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks t—-

Oh God.

You’re right.

(via thesethingswillchange)

saintmotelevision:

sir, that’s my emotional support adult content

(via funclemagic)

thecommonchick:

Same sis, same

(via jamesa-shanese)